Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something about those characters that walk around amusement parks that’s just inherently creepy. Those permanent smiles and glazed over eyes… The fact that they’re all gigantic… I dunno dude, There’s just something super unsettling about them.
You know what really doesn’t help make to make amusement park mascots LESS disturbing?
Making them naked… with the ability to fart glitter.
Yep. This is a thing.
Universal in Orlando, Florida recently debuted it’s newest character from the movie Trolls. His name is Guy Diamond, he’s stark nude, and he farts glitter at guests. This is a real character from the movie, but did he really need to be brought to life????
Like of ALL the characters to have roaming around a children’s amusement park I just feel like the one that’s butt. ass. naked. is perhaps NOT THE BEST CHOICE? And that seems to be the general consensus among most people.
I hate the troll that farts glitter but I appreciate Universal for making me feel something again
— (@disneyjail) February 3, 2019
I’m very uncomfortable with how sculpted his butt is
— Brittani Tuttle (@brittanituttle) February 2, 2019
I’m sorry I have zero desire to meet a glitter-farting naked troll
— figment stans only (@norathelostgirl) February 3, 2019
i just witnessed an 8 ft tall naked troll glitter queefing in the general direction of children and I don’t know what to feel t.co/f4Fuxquu3g
— ✨nicole ham✨ (@thenicoleham) February 3, 2019
if I see the video of a troll farting glitter on my timeline one more time i’m calling the police
— kathleen (@katiemanjaro) February 3, 2019
Hopefully the next unveiling at Universal Orlando Resort is a pair of pants for Mr. Diamond.
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